It’s Lance armstrong week on the Discovery Channel! Here’s a sampling of what you can view this week about Lance Armstrong!
Discovery Science; The Science of Lance Armstrong. Did you know that Lance has “superhuman physiology”? Can you say “performance-enhancing drugs?”
The Learning Channel: Linda Armstrong Kelly – Lance’s mother describes how she transferred specific cycling DNA to Lance in utero. Also, discover Linda’s private side.
Discovery Health: Cancer:Inspired – individuals similar to Lance Armstrong who beat cancer. I don’t know if this is about men who survived testicular cancer and went on to win the Tour de France or men who just survived testicular cancer or any kind of cancer. Whopee.
Discovery Travel: See the places Lance will pass by during Tour de France. Of course, he will be traveling at superhuman speeds due to his superhuman physiology and probably won’t even see these places.
The Learning Channel’s Overhaulin’: Not only do we get Lance, we also get Lance’s skank girlfriend, Sheryl Crow.
I suggested a show but The Discovery Networks didn’t pick it up, unfortunately for them. I called it “I am Lance Armstrong’s Missing Testicles.” I think they’re passing on a show that could have totally rounded out Lance Armstrong Week. What do you think?