Hi! I’m the MOST FASCINATING PERSON OF 2005 who would agree to be interviewed on a show about the most fascinating people of 2005! This, even though my teeth are SO LARGE, they hang over my bottom lip. Even though I single-handedly caused the mental breakdown and subsequent death of Great Britain’s most beloved princess!
And to think they used to call me names. Just look at me now. Look at me. Look. at. me.