This is for all of you WordPress people:
What the hell is up with the “I Can Has Cheezburger” blog that gets the freakin’ #1 spot on Today’s Hot Blogs EVERY DAY??? I’m not even going to provide a link to it, cause it’s like so lame.
It’s a site with cat pictures and semi-cute captions. Cat pictures. Semi-cute captions. Every day.
One word: Why?
I may only have 19.36 die hard readers here at ObservantBystander, but by cracky, you’re freakin’ loyal readers. And I know all y’all have come to expect something more than pictures of cute kitties. You expect a blog that will entertain and amaze you with words. Words that come from my heart and soul. No. Words that are WRENCHED from my heart and soul, sometimes one letter at a time, oftentimes while biting down hard on a piece of leather to keep the tears of pain from dripping down and shorting out my laptop keyboard. Yes, you get a little piece of my inner psyche every single day (except on weekends, holidays, holy days, saint days, bank holidays, Bastille Day, Cinco de Mayo, Juneteenth, and Texas Independence Day). It’s a labor of love, and I give it as my gift to you, dear readers.
So take that, I Can Has Cheezeburger. You and your kitties may get like a billion views per day, and I may harbor a teeny tiny bit of jealousy towards your #1 standing on WordPress, but my readers get something more. Yes, my readers get the satisfaction of knowing their lives can’t possibly get any stranger than mine. One word: Priceless.
Now excuse me while I return to watching Napoleon Dynamite for the umpteenth time. Kip, you rock.
Kip could totally kick I Can Has Cheezeburger's ass in a cage fight.