Akismet has protected your site from 618 spam comments!
Wow, I never knew I was so popular. This actually makes me a LOT more popular than I ever was in high school when I only averaged about 5 spam comments per day, usually in the form of “Hey four eyes” or “Hey band dork” or “Out of my way hippie freak.”
Let’s take a look at some of the spam mail from today, shall we?
Our first important message is from Ideagmaerorgo, who writes: searching people for seo worck for thems furniture
I don’t know what planet you’re from Ideagmarorgo, but on Earth, the sentence should read Searching people is fun! Word of advice: Learn the language and get a normal name for God’s sake.
Next we have a couple of nice folks who really want me to produce more cum. The first one is from – ironically – produce more cum who writes: produce more cum. The second message is from a person who appears to a relative of produce more cum, named how to produce more cum. Thanks, but I’m very happy with the way things are and producing more cum isn’t really necessary for me.
A number of folks are very interested in showing me pictures of Kelly Clarkson naked and Britney Spears’ pussy. One person has even offered me pictures of his mom. my mom naked gives a hearty shout out to everyone and extends an invitation to view naked pictures of his mother over at bestusasex.com/d/my-mom-naked.html ! I hope she doesn’t look like my mom naked, because I’m pretty sure the only person who wants to see that is my dad. Private message to my mom naked – Therapy works. Look into it.
Many more of my faithful spam fan club want to offer me links to car sites, sites on how to improve my golf swing, and places to buy medications to cure my erectile dysfunction. This is so disappointing. It seems these people haven’t even taken the time to really get to know me because if they had, they’d be sending me links to sites that offer free liquor and cigarettes. Or sites that give tips on how to turbocharge a vibrator. And hey, how about a link to a site that shows George Clooney naked? That would be cool.
Now excuse me while I slip over to monstermarketplace for some bootleg Lortabs.