That’s the sound of relaxation. It was indeed a nice and fairly relaxing weekend, and I enjoyed it so much I decided to take a personal day today, too. Plus I got to thinking “Observant, today is Veteran’s Day and who’s a veteran??? YOU are! And who is more entitled to take the day off than you? NOBODY!”
OK, I guess if you’re sick or something it’d be OK to take off work, but for sure all Veterans should be given the day off. No – we should be forced to take the day off.
“Go ahead, Veterans. We know you worked hard to protect and serve our fair country. Don’t even think of getting up to go to work today. You stay home and celebrate YOU!”
This is what I imagined every American was thinking today, and Americans I heard your pleas!
So I called work and told them I was taking care of personal business – which is true since I’m sitting here blogging. Then I think I’ll pat myself on the back a few times for being a Vet. Oh, and there will probably be a nap squeezed in sometime today. Gotta stay productive.
PS – No, I did not smoke this weekend. I wanted to, but I didn’t because I have willpower of steel – all veterans do, don’t ya know?
I’m the one on the far right. Nice ass, yes?